Brthtkr.Smlfkr.

I'm torn between complete self-loathing and thinking I'm the coolest shit on the planet.
Kirk:Mister Chekov, go put on a red shirt.
Entire Cinema:Aw, shit.
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: thefrogman: First time doing yoga by David Somerville [website]
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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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me:finishes book
me:slowly closes book
me:THROWS BOOK ACROSS ROOM
me:PTERODACTYL NOISE
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arcanebarrage:

GPOY. 

(Source: eyeballs-for-sale, via thebitchofbagend)

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while watching animated movies at age 2:hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12:hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20:hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200:hell yeah motherfucker
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zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

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